Here's every time Jo Brand read a card on Would I Lie to You?

0:00 - Jo Brand: "I have told my children that every time they lie, a puppy dies somewhere."

1:38 - Jo Brand: "Once on Christmas day I was forced to hitchhike my way home and was picked up by four different drivers.""

6:24 - Jo Brand: "Last year I made my husband a birthday meal using some mince I found in the street."

8:12 - Jo Brand: "Last year, I ate my Christmas dinner in the bath."

11:46 - Jo Brand: "I once got on the tube with a live pigeon in my pocket."

15:12 - Jo Brand: "At school, I once rubbed stinging nettles all over my face and told my teacher I was ill so I could go and meet a boy in a graveyard."

18:20 - Jo Brand: "I was once favourite to win an athletics event, but ended up coming last after an incident in a toilet cubicle."

20:45 - Jo Brand: "I once ignored a fireman's order to evacuate a building because I assumed he was just a bloke in fancy dress."

24:53 - Jo Brand: "Possession: This box contains everything I need to play my family's favourite festive game."

24:53 - Jo Brand: "My husband and I have agreed that the hour between 7 and 8pm is the only time we're allowed to gripe about our various aches and pains. We call this hour The Moan Zone."

29:38 - Jo Brand: "I once ordered myself a cake and, in doing so, ruined a complete stranger's party."

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