Compilation featuring the much mellower bearded David Mitchell from Series 8, 9 and 10.

00:25 - The night before the binmen come, I go to bed wearing earmuffs. That way I'm spared their irritating early morning clank of trash.

04:33 - There is something about me that elephants like. Every time I visit a zoo, they thunder towards me and point their trunks in my direction.

07:42 - This is Rodney, and he had to retrieve my shoe when a drunk man threw it at the skittles in a bowling alley.(   • "This is my.."Feat. Rodney, Miles Jup...  )

11:21 - I find it incredibly irritating when other people fiddle with my jigsaws.

14:47 - I recently shooed a fox out of the garden by squirting it with water. Five minutes later, I watched in horror as it returned with its brother and ate my plimsoll.

18:24 - This is my frog lamp. I pop it on when I go down to the bottom of the garden to check on the frogs.

21:53 - This is Tony, and I regularly go round to his house to play with his Lego. (   • Tony - David's LEGO® play pal, Claudi...  )

24:27 - I once hired a jet ski, but couldn't work out how to stop it, so I had to buzz around the bay for fifty minutes until it ran out of petrol.

28:09 - This is Carlos. He came to my house to deliver a pizza, but we ended up building a bed together.(   • Carlos, Romesh Ranganathan, David Mit...  )

31:16 - This is Claire, and she is my dentist whose earring I swallowed mid-procedure. (   • Claire: David Mitchell's dozy dentist...  )

34:10 - I've yet to find the courage to make a contactless card payment. I considered it once, but decided that full PIN entry was a safer method.

36:40 - This is Ben, and he very recently took me to my first ever football match, and was disappointed that I nodded off for a bit in the second half. (   • "This is my.." Feat. Ben, Sean Lock, ...  )

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