This Man Is High As A Kite 24/7 - Weekly Weird News

Goodbye and Thanks for Nothing, Mr. Musk! - News Dump

Apparently None of This is Illegal?!

BIG SHIP GET STUCK - Weekly Weird News

Trump's So-Called "Big Beautiful Bill" is Going to Hurt Americans - News Dump

Is Elon Done Being Our Secret President? - TechNewsDay

I.C.E. Agents are VERY Upset at This Comparison & Trump Turns on Musk?!

Did James Comey Threaten Trump's Life??? - Weekly Weird News

Warner Bros. Admits Defeat & Musk "Fixes" Grok's Reality - News Dump

RFK Jr Proudly Swims Around in Sewage & Grok Goes Rogue - TechNewsDay

Trump's $400 Million "Gift" from Qatar Seems Blatantly Corrupt

The Pope is From Chicago, and Trump Banned Anime

He Let Venomous Snakes Bite Him Hundreds of Times - Weekly Weird News

Trump Official Ousted for Incompetence; Dragon Lawyer Loses Case & More! - News Dump

US Consumers Aren't Ready for What's Coming - TechNewsDay

DIVAS DOWN: Santos Sentenced & Trump's Awful First 100 Days!

Tesla is in Big Trouble and It's All Elon's Fault - TechNewsDay

Pope Francis Died & Another Govt Group Chat Leaked?!

Fyre Fest 2 Ain't Happening But SPERM RACING is - Weekly Weird News

The "Mr. Beast Experience" is a Catastrophic Flop?! - News Dump

The Hacker Known as 4chan KILLED in Meme War? - TechNewsDay

Fascism For The Poors & Rockets For the Rich

"Fully A.I." Lawyer Shuts Down During Court & Weezer Shooting?! - News Dump

Trump SAVES the Economy (from himself) - TechNewsDay

The Economy was Toast on "Orange Monday" - Trillions Lost?!

A Very Bad Week For Fake Doctors - Weekly Weird News

Did Trump Just Trigger a Recession? - TechNewsDay

Musk is a Crybaby Hypocrite Who is Buying ANOTHER Election?!

World's WORST Boss - Weekly Weird News

The Cruelty is The Point... - News Dump