Can I beat Elden Ring AND its DLC fast enough to get a refund?

I challenged my friends to a retro game competition… they didn’t stand a chance.

So I played Enotria: The Last Song...

Elden Ring DLC but I'm a bisexual wizard that can only cast random sorceries and incantations

I beat Dead Rising without using ANY items. It was painful.

I challenged these streamers to an Elden Ring BOUNTY HUNT...

Elden Ring DLC Randomizer, but you HAVE to equip every terrible item you find

Elden Ring DLC Lockout Bingo is INTENSE.

I turned the Elden Ring DLC into a FIRST PERSON SHOOTER

Can you beat the Elden Ring DLC using ONLY parries and deflects?

How I completed the HARDEST Elden Ring Challenge of ALL TIME

I beat the Elden Ring DLC using ONLY Crafted Items

Shadow of the Erdtree is MINDBLOWINGLY GOOD.

We raced 3 different Souls games at once. It was chaos.

Racing Elden Ring RANDOMIZER with one small twist...

So I played Scholar of the First Sin for the FIRST TIME EVER...

Elden Ring but everything I do costs me progressively more runes

This Dark Souls 3 mod combines EVERY Souls game...

Elden Ring but my B button is broken and I can't do any of the most critical game functions

Elden Ring randomizer but all the enemies are INVISIBLE

Dark Souls 3 Randomizer, but you HAVE to equip every terrible item you find

Elden Ring but I installed as many mods as physically possible into my game

Elden Ring but I'm a terrible wizard and can only cast progressively more random spells oh god help

Can you beat Lies of P WITHOUT A WEAPON?

Some guy challenged me to an Elden Ring showdown...

I let Twitch chat control Elden Ring. It was a mistake.

Racing Elden Ring but our builds and objectives are TOTALLY RANDOM

Elden Ring but every time I level up my character gets 10% bigger

Racing Elden Ring but the objective is COMPLETELY RANDOM

I challenged my Elden Ring rival to a RANDOMIZER REMATCH...