The man without a finished PS2 game! - Daredevil

Its time for some totally tubular turtle tactics! - TMNT: Tactical Takedown

Another incredible fantasy beat 'em up I've never played! - Light Bringer

There's nothing more AGGRESIVELY 2000's than the PS2 Altered Beast

Turns out Sega's forgotten brawler is forgotten FOR A REASON - D.D. Crew

Time to get revenge for the death of our weird snake mom! - Onimusha 2: Samurai's Destiny

This collection is TOO STRONG! I mean, what's up with that? - Capcom Fighting Collection 2

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE...wait, no! GET BACK IN! - Altered Beast: Guardian of the Realm

Transform and roll out...very, very awkwardly! - Transformers: Call of the Future

I AM (NOT A VERY GOOD) IRRRRONNN MANNNN!

The best tool in a detective's arsenal is GUNS! - Dick Tracy (Sega Genesis)

How have I NEVER heard of this weird but underrated brawler? - 64th Street

I played 12 classic Technos games! (many of which I've never heard of)

ARES! Resurrect a pirate-based God of War clone from 2010 and MY LIFE IS YOURS!

You wouldn't like him when he sidescrolls - The Incredible Hulk (SNES)

Remember that time Logan was infected with FOXDIE? - X2: Wolverine's Revenge

Denjin Makai might be the MOST slept on beat 'em up series EVER!

Zodiacdoes what Nintendon't! - EX-Zodiac

I played 24 PlayStation 2 games I've never heard of

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the (flaccid) death and return of SUPERMAN!

Masami Obari-style hijinx can only be found in Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer!

Braving frigid temperatures & eldritch nightmares to save my pops! - Stygian: Outer Gods

NEXT TIME...ON TENCHU: FATAL SHADOWS!

CRUDE BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

I played 4 Ninja Gaiden games I've NEVER HEARD OF

Lions and tigers and bears and EVERYTHING ELSE - Vivisector

One of most busted Geese of all time is lurking within FATAL FURY WILD AMBITION

Matt & Liam's Bomb-Assedly react to the SWITCH 2 BLOWOUT!

I played 10 Batman video games I've never heard of before

The sound of my bullets was a grim crescendo that promised my enemies MAX PAYNE!