@WomensHealthMag Tell your friends. I might need to lay down. Don't tell them that part. Thanks.

@katemiddletonthequeen I looked. I'm rather certain you've never looked happy. I'm a bastard?

@WorldScouting

I'm giggling because I'm still the "rational" one in this situation and you're pretending to be me.

@RedCrossUkraine @Taskmaster @manutd @unitednations @infobellshindirhymes @NBC

They canceled mock the week.. @TheQIElves tell them they look pretty! Thanks!

I'll get around to it, I still gotta go walk when it's spooky and stuff "lady" Kate!

@Taskmaster Hey guys, I'm Joshua the First.. King of two countries.. and Germany. It's not real.

@royaltyfam @BBCHindi @IrishMediaProductions @LeSanctuaireNotreDamedeLourdes

I wasn't ready for her again.. Anyway. I'll be the guy sleeping in his car until it runs out of gas.

This is why I'll probably never actually go to either Unholy city @MattWalsh and @BenShapiro .

"Sod" is something else in "English" @MattWalsh

Warming up the band. They've been dead for years. @LadyGaga @UltraBollywood @BBCHindi

Flirting is like fishing.. I'm not doing either.. Kitchen talk with Rose. @theshilpashettykundra

@theshilpashettykundra @infobellshindirhymes @RCTILAYARDRAMAINDONESIA Or?? "Harvesters". Winks

@PursueLifeChurch Christopher, you're intelligent enough obviously. "goodbye note"

@churchofjesuschrist For you, Louis. Catch you on the flip. Chubby C+×÷!

Do I need to swim to Russia? GMTFO! @greece @alphatv @DisneyGreece @FreeMusicEgypt

@TheQIElves @tseriesoldisgold Someone tell Kate she's a hell-of-a-troll. Why you wasting time?

@WhiteHouse In case anyone is confused about how little i even want you let alone "need" you.

Been there too.. as in I married her mom, Jamie, they did the whoring on their own.

@startingstrength @MarkBellsPowerProject @HodgeTwins1776 @TheView @TheQIElves

@realmadrid @FCBarcelona @nypost @netflixisajoke @thesaudireporters #stitch

I'm going to pass on either the red or blue pill guys. You lie too much. @WhiteHouse

@BaltimoreRavens You know where the battlefields are. You grew up knowing DC lies more than anyone

Here's the left hook you don't even know exists ‎@JCS   ‎@peta ‎@OneIslamProductions

Here's a soft Right jab @PracticalPsychologyTips @peta @OneIslamProductions

@EddieMurphyMusic Truce real quick, @TheView @50Cent @postmalone @PuddlesPityParty

Lincoln wasn't a lawyer either.. they didn't exist; so, I'm good! @obamawhitehouse @Twitch

WAAAY 2 Irish.. @adn @TribeGaming @Twitch Chaparro.. help me out!