Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

Big Mac Yeah!

Promiscuous Idiots Island

Monster Island

Eat up Martha

No, that's okay. I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out.

DJ 3000 - "Looks like those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns."

♪ Here in my car- I am hosing off blood. Some of it's mine but most of it's not- Here's Marge... ♪

You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.

I'm on my way!

Seriously man. Like an ass.

The feast of... maximum occupancy.

"Do you do it with Relish?" "No I'm kind of embarrassed about it"

Now, what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

Uh, do you know "Insane in the Brain"? We mostly know classical but we could give it a shot.

khlav kalash

Okay, folks, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.

Please wait by your vehicle between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.for parking officer Steve...Grabowski.

First time i've ever been early for work except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.

Swank.Ten times more addictive than marijuana.To human misery!

Anybody care what this guy thinks? No!

I don't know who to vote for. Can't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?

Just remember, you've got a new persona.A new per-so-na.

Oh, and the president was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow night.

Ever see a sandwich that could take a bite outta you?

Hello, smithers.You're quite good... At turning... Me on.

Do we sell french fries?

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Let's just say it moved me.... TO A BIGGER HOUSE

...Oh and the air conditioner will be fixed this afternoon