MY PERFECT CRIME? I MEMORIZE THE ENTIRETY OF THE MACY'S STORE INVENTORY.

I'M READING ABOUT COWBOY PHRASES AND SAYINGS AND LIKE 95% OF THEM ARE JUST SOLID LIFE ADVICE.

IS THERE ANY HATRED STRONGER THAN THE RAGE KIDS GET TOWARDS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR?

GUYS THIS IS THE TRUE CRIME STORY OF THE DECADE

I WAS WALKING MY DOG THROUGH BOSTON

ONE FUN THING ABOUT BEING A TEACHER

ONE TIME WHILE I WAS IN ROME

I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST MOMENT

PROFESSORS WHO HAVE ONLY INTERACTED WITH OTHER ACADEMICS FOR YEARS

I FOUND OUT RECENTLY THAT THE VERY FIRST TREES DID NOT ROT WHEN THEY DIED

ISEKAI ABOUT A NYC APARTMENT BLOCK GETTING TELEPORTED INTO A FANTASY REALM

SO MY SISTER HAS SPENT LESS THAN A WEEK IN NEWCASTLE

HUMANS WILL PACK BOND WITH ANYTHING

I REALLY WANT A SCIENCE FICTION STORY WHERE ALIENS COME TO INVADE EARTH

BAD NEWS OUR BOSS LOCKED THE KEYS INSIDE THE BUILDING

TALKING TO MY DAD IS A FREAKING MINEFIELD

THINGS ON MY GRANDPA'S DIRT ROAD FARM

TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY FUTURE MORNING SELF

MY SISTER JUST TOLD ME THAT TECHNICALLY

AT LONG LAST THE CHOSEN ONE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

WOULD YOU DRINK THE FORBIDDEN BANANA WATER?

Doctor Doom's Awkward Conversation with Emma Frost

A Day In The Life Of An Extrovert

A Day In The Life Of An Introvert

HI MY NAME IS JOHN GAMING SMITH

WHAT WOMEN DRAW VS WHAT MEN DRAW

THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MEN

THINGS I LIKE ABOUT WOMEN

YOU ARE ABOUT TO WIN $1,000,000

YOU ARE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND