JFK ATC: CONFUSING CALL SIGNS!

JFK ATC: ANYBODY HOME?

JFK ATC: I'M TALKING TO SOME PEOPLE

JFK ATC: THAT'S NOT WHAT WE CALL LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY!

JFK ATC: YOU TURN INTO A PUMPKIN???

JFK ATC: HE'S NOT ANSWERING!

JFK ATC: AIR FRANCE HAS LIMITS AT JFK!

KENNEDY STEVE ASKS FOR MORE EXUBERANCE WHILE TAXING!

JFK ATC: EVERYONE REPORTING FOD AT JFK AIRPORT!

JFK ATC: THIS GUY IS SOMETHING ELSE!

KENNEDY STEVE: THEY DON'T HAVE HOME FOR YOU!

JFK ATC: TOWING AIRCRAFT FROM TAXIWAY!

KENNEDY STEVE: I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN A FLIGHT ATTENDANTS UNIFORM

JFK ATC: STEERING NOSE WHEEL STUCK!

KENNEDY STEVE BEGGING DELTA TUG TO MOVE

JFK ATC: READ BACK RUNWAY ASSIGNMENT!

JFK ATC: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND?

JFK ATC: "OH WE MAY HAVE BLOWN THE TYRE"

KENNEDY STEVE USES "ISTHMUS" IN A SENTENCE!

KENNEDY STEVE AND FOUR CORNERS OFFENSE!

REAL ATC CONVERSATIONS: YOU ARE ON ACTIVE RUNWAY!

KENNEDY STEVE: 30 SOMETHING YEARS AGO I WASN'T BORN!!!

JFK ATC: EVA AIR DOESN'T UNDERSTAND TAXI INSTRUCTIONS!

JFK ATC SNAPS AT TURKISH AIRLINES PILOT!

KENNEDY STEVE: DELTA TUG I FORGOT ABOUT YOU!

KENNEDY STEVE: WE THOUGHT WE ARE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?

KENNEDY STEVE HAVING PSYCHIC MOMENT!

JFK ATC: YOU HAVE THICK ACCENT, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!

JFK ATC: UNRULY PASSENGER!

KENNEDY STEVE: I'LL LOOP YOU BACK!