I Wonder What They Were Doing Before The Outbreak!

Why Use Your Weapons? When Kicking Is So Overpowered!

Techland Doing A Shocking Scene In 2011!

Don't Worry! I Will Save You!

Did You Know That This Game Was Made By Techland!

The Moment You Realize Rais Has Lost The Plot!

Really! All That Work For That!

I Feel Like A Kids Plastic Toy Would Be More Effective Than Whatever Crane Is Using!

It's Amazing How Much A Dev Team Can Improve In 4 Years!

I Can't Be The Only One Who Was Shaking In Fear!

Why Does It Feel Like Crane Is Using A Plastic Kids Toy As A Weapon?

Why Does This Character Feel So Out Of Place?

Where Did My Wrench Go?

Sounds That Bring You Back To 2015!

Crane's Foot Has Got To Be The Most Overpowered Weapon In The Entire Game!

I Just Risked My Entire Life For This?!

Stop Acting Tough! I Know You Stained Your Pants Brown After Playing This Section!

Gazi... I Think There Might Be Something Wrong With Your Mom!

Just In Case You Didn't Know... This Is How To Get Into Gazi's House!

Since When Was Crane So Strong?

Sometimes I Regret Turning My Flashlight On!

I Should Have Just Kept My Flash Light Off!

Why Do I Get The Feeling That Gazi Is On The Spectrum?

Sorry! I Didn't Hear A World You Said... I Was A Little Distracted!

Come On Techland! Those Were Some Weak Jump Scares!

Sometimes I Feel Like A Wet Pool Noodle Would Do More Damage!

Note Taken! Stand Further Away From The Exploding Barrels!

When You Work Smarter Not Harder!

Stop Pretending To Be Brave... We All Found This Extremely Scary!

The Moment You Realize That There Is Nothing Cowardly About Running Away!