I Think I Just Unlocked The Games Easy Mode!

This Game Really Is Just A Less Scary Dying Light!

Stop Running! I Though You Wanted To Fight!

When In Doubt... Start Kicking!

Ain't No Way They Modelled The Spitter After My Crazy Neighbor!

Sometimes It Pays Off To Be The Good Guy!

It Only Took What Felt Like An Eternity... But At Least I Did It!

Dying Light Is A Better Game... But At Least The Early Game Weapons Don't Feel Like Wet Pool Noodles

Oh! So That's How You Gain Access To That Chest!

I Wonder What They Were Doing Before The Outbreak!

Why Use Your Weapons? When Kicking Is So Overpowered!

Techland Doing A Shocking Scene In 2011!

Don't Worry! I Will Save You!

Did You Know That This Game Was Made By Techland!

The Moment You Realize Rais Has Lost The Plot!

Really! All That Work For That!

I Feel Like A Kids Plastic Toy Would Be More Effective Than Whatever Crane Is Using!

It's Amazing How Much A Dev Team Can Improve In 4 Years!

I Can't Be The Only One Who Was Shaking In Fear!

Why Does It Feel Like Crane Is Using A Plastic Kids Toy As A Weapon?

Why Does This Character Feel So Out Of Place?

Where Did My Wrench Go?

Sounds That Bring You Back To 2015!

Crane's Foot Has Got To Be The Most Overpowered Weapon In The Entire Game!

I Just Risked My Entire Life For This?!

Stop Acting Tough! I Know You Stained Your Pants Brown After Playing This Section!

Gazi... I Think There Might Be Something Wrong With Your Mom!

Just In Case You Didn't Know... This Is How To Get Into Gazi's House!

Since When Was Crane So Strong?

Sometimes I Regret Turning My Flashlight On!