Showing someone your favorite movie

When she can't decide what to eat

Guys who say their ex girlfriend was "crazy"

We gotta discuss your spending..

I kinda like making pipes... burst

The Swifties bugged our apartment

That's why we are NO LONGER recycling

Would you help me bury a body?

When someone texts "call me"

When you get the DNA results

When you want credit for doing a chore

Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

hooking up with a magician

The job is yours.. once you pass a drug test

When the waitress reads the specials

planning a gender reveal party

Wait, do my green texts turn you off?

Are you impressed?

What tattoo should I get?

You don't believe Helen Keller??

Why can't I sleep over?

You QUIT your job... to become a DJ??

So... Netflix thinks you're British?

But WHAT should I comment??

Fitness influencers getting ready for the gym

I'm pregnant.. and it's not yours...

Well then why don’t you marry her!

Whole Foods has changed you

When your "pictures" leak

Guys with fish pictures on Tinder are HOTTER