YOU SHOULD BUY THIS S TIER WEAPON FROM THE TOWER ASAP! (It cooks)

GET THIS MAX RANGE GOD ROLL SMG THIS WEEKEND! (It's the best in class)

XUR IS SELLING THIS EXOTIC FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER! (And High WEAPON Stat Armor)

MY NEW TITAN BUILD IS PERFECT (It Can Do Everything)

SAY HELLO TO THE RAREST AUTO RIFLE IN THE GAME! (Drifters Banned Auto Rifle)

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS HAND CANNON SOON! (Best In Class .67 ttk)

THIS AUTO RIFLE IS ABOUT TO BE CRAZY IN THE NEW DLC! (This Is The LAST Day To Get It..)

Update - I'm back (I almost died)

Where I’ve been (Health problems)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS INSANE SIDEARM FROM LORD SALADIN! (It has a .43 ttk)

YOU NEED TO CRAFT THE NEW FATEBRINGER ASAP!(First 140 To Get This Perk)

XUR HAS DONE IT AGAIN! (He Can't Keep Getting Away With This...)

BUY THIS NEW VOID PULSE RIFLE FROM THE TOWER ASAP! (Void Is OP this Season)

THE NEW BXR BATTLER IS HERE! REDRIX'S ESTOC IS INSANE! (New Comp Reward)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (It Might Be The New King)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS NASTY WEAPON FROM COLLECTIONS ASAP! (It 3 taps)

YOU NEED TO TRY THIS ICONIC EXOTIC SCOUT RIFLE AFTER THE BUFF! (King Of Scouts?)

YOU SHOULD CRAFT THIS AUTO RIFLE WHILST YOU STILL CAN! (Only One Of It's Kind)

XUR IS SELLING AN UNOBTAINBLE PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Only Way To Get This)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS BUFFED WEAPON AT THE HELM BEOFRE IT'S GONE! (2 Burst Sidearm)

GET THIS ENHANCED + ADEPT GOD ROLL PULSE RIFLE RIGHT NOW! (Limited Time)

YOU NEED TO BUY THIS META WEAPON FROM THE TOWER RIGHT NOW! (they buffed it again..)

YOU NEED TO GET THIS 2 BURST WEAPON ASAP! (It Just Got A HUGE Buff...)

SAY HELLO TO THE NEW KING OF PULSE RIFLES! (BXR- 55 BATTLER IS META NOW)

THIS AMAZING AUTO RIFLE IS STILL THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND! (Good Luck Getting It)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS AUTO RIFLE AT THE TOWER ASAP! (Best PVP Auto Rifle)

THIS WEAPON IS THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM! (You Can Buy It From Collections..)

YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ENHANCED PULSE RIFLE AT THE TOWER! (It's Actually Good Now)

THIS EXOTIC IS GETTING BUFFED AND IT IS GOING TO BE INSANE! (You've Been Warned)

THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON THAT CAN DO THIS AND IT'S GETTING BUFFED! (New Meta?)