Mighty Max Virgil I am a fowl, actually

The Wisest Tactical Move

Aka - Roots

Operation Get Behind the Darkies briefing

Ballistic tests set to Neverending Story / Ivory Tower theme

What did you say!?!

WASP & The Dirty Dozen PC Cracktro for The Pirate's Friend 2.0

You're a monster Zorg!

Hackers are terrorists

GTFO Airraid

It's wrong, it's wrong!

Ahh After 10,000 years I'm free! Time to conquer Earth!

I'VE GOT THE POWER

But wait, there's more!!

GEICO commercial clip: REALLY?

Come Little Children (Hocus Pocus song)

Rise of the Dragon theme Martial Jazz cover

Willy Beamish theme song

That's right! A slaver!

Whether or not I like someone doesn't depend on what kind of genitals they have

I did it MY way

Shufflepuck Cafe on Android Droid X

Who I really am

It's Real

Ugh, hardcopy!

One speed, mine

Last Unicorn Pirate Cat

Suuure...kidnap the humans, destroy the machine!

See? I'm wearin' a Crack Patch! (That's a Band-Aid Mr.Crack!)