APPRENTICE to ELDER GOD...(no more gooning)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Ermac...(hes a pegger)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Conan...(why is he so oily)

I attempted to beat the HARDEST boss... (i almost ragequit)(she broke my back)

I STOLE my opponent's team after EVERY game...(im a bad boy)

I returned to Mortal Kombat 11 because I miss the REAL Shao Kahn...(hes still a bad boy)

I returned to PRIME Mortal kombat 10 years later...(its still peak)(and i busted)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with T-1000...(metal dihh goes crazy)

I've MASTERED all 35 characters in Mortal Kombat 1... (im harder than usual)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Noob Saibot...(so sigma)(my pants fell off)

Spectating the #1 Scorpion(s) in Mortal Kombat 1...(absolutely sigma)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Reptile...(so sigma and gooey)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Madam Bo...(and her back)(smash)

I've ALREADY CRACKED T-1000...(He is skibidi)

I asked for YOUR BEST COMEBACKS in Mortal Kombat 1...(so sigma i jorked a bit)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Sub Zero...(not sigma)(im disappointed)

I attempted 5 of the HARDEST and MOST BRUTAL COMBOS...(it broke my back)(very skibidi)

I attempted to find Floyd... (it made me rage) (he also bricked me up)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Conan...(i nutted to him) (maybe)

I gave myself 10 HOURS to hit DIAMOND with the HARDEST character… (It made me goon)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS with Scorpion...(the goon sauce came out)

They BUFFED Smoke and he made me a gooner...(im a bit hard)

I asked for YOUR BEST CLIPS and COMBOS with ghostface...(they were skibidi)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Ghostface... (he's a gooner) (also I may be bricked)

APPRENTICE to ELDER GOD in Mortal Kombat 1...(goon with me)

I 1v1'ed EVERY RANK in Mortal Kombat 1...(im a little hard)

I attempted 5 of the HARDEST and most IMPOSSIBLE COMBOS again...(im edging)

I have CRACKED Cyrax... (i busted)

They BUFFED Havik so I MASTERED him again...(im rock hard)

I've ALREADY CRACKED Sektor... (i gooned everywhere)