An Announcement…

When you have to retrace your steps to remember something

When only one person has gum

When your future son tries to lie about going out

When you try to find a song you can’t remember

How the Drake and Kendrick beef went

When there’s only one guy that owns a vape

That restaurant that is purposely rude

When dispensaries are too intense 🍃

When a gay guy explains slang to a straight guy

When you discover your boy is soft

When someone uses a saying like they made it up

When you and your boy ACTUALLY study

If people casually talked like they do in cheesy movies

When you and your boy don’t need full sentences to communicate

When your boy can’t tell a LIE

When everyone’s gotta steal something from the bar

When everyone’s got solutions for the hiccups

When you don’t want your “thank you” to be disingenuous

When you try and get extra credit in a class you never show up to

The life of a man named MARCO

When saying something just to be nice backfires

When you have a point in an argument but the topic changes

When your boy one ups you in VALENTINES DAY

How guy math works

When students get targeted since their teacher taught their sibling

When your SURGEON graduated using CHAT-GPT

POV: The guy that decides if it’s a SNOWDAY

How teachers in 20 years will treat CHAT GPT

If you were honest about your weekend laziness