Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City - If God Was A Movie - Best Movie Ever

War Of The Worlds Is A Level Of Awesome The World Ain't Ready For - Best Movie Ever

Steven Seagal "Flinch Of Death" Is A Triumphant Return To Form - Worst Movie Ever

Mortal Kombat Annihilation Is A Perfect Movie With Zero Flaws - Best Movie Ever

Super Mario Bros - The Best Video Game Movie Of All Time - Best Movie Ever

Steven Seagal Out For Justice's So Bad Its Why Richie Did Bobby Lupo - Worst Movie Ever

Waterworld - Mad Max On Water, Only Stupider, Uglier & Terribler - Worst Movie Ever

Terminator 2 Is So Good You'll Pray For Nukes To Drop - Best Movie Ever

Batman & Robin Is A Flawless Masterpiece That Changed EVERYTHING - Best Movie Ever

Seagal's 'Sitting 4 Justice' - Sit-Shoot-Fart Extravaganza - Worst Movie Ever

Robocop - Excessive Violence Will Always Be Awesome - Best Movie Ever

Catwoman Was A Real Movie - Worst Movie Ever

Seagal, Neil Breen, & Tommy Wiseau - Who's Best At Being Worst?

Steven Seagal's 'Marked For Death' Proves He's Always Been Terrible - Worst Movie Ever

The Room Is A Glorious Masterpiece Of Cinematic Perfection - Best Movie Ever

The Witcher - Henry Cavill vs Monsters & Netflix - Best Movie Ever

Monster Hunter - Best Video Game Movie Since Whatever Came Right Before - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's Exploding Mess Of Vengeance - A Diabetic Robot With Gout - Worst Movie Ever

Kraven The Hunter Single Handedly Destroyed All Of Hollywood - Best Movie Ever

Seagal's Propaganda Movie 'The China Salesman' He Fights Mike Tyson - Worst Movie Ever

Silent Hill Is Like Resident Evil With Only The Good Parts - Worst Movie Ever

Glorious Insanity Of Hardcore Henry - Entire Movie In POV - Best Movie Ever

Madame Web Is The Epic Masterpiece That'll Save Disney - Worst Movie Ever

Van Damme Kills 'Em All AGAIN - He's An International Treasure - Best Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's Sniper: Special Ops Is His Greatest Achievement - Worst Movie Ever

Morbius Is The Perfect Movie & Jared Leto is The Perfect Actor - Best Movie Ever

The Guyver - Luke Skywalker's A Cockroach & Fights Dragons - Most 80s Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's True Justice - Full Season 1 Space Ice Compilation

Fatman - The Best Mel Gibson Santa Assassin Movie In The Last 5 Years - Best Movie Ever

Starship Troopers - Violence Solves Everything - Best Movie Ever