WARNING - Lots of flashing imagery

Allow me to go lyric by lyric showing you all why the 90’s classic “Dragula” by Rob Zombie is just about how much a man loves his car.

Skip to 7:50 for the lyrics breakdown

Skip to 15:08 for the commercial itself

I’m too lazy to animate little sing-along style lyrics so here are all the ones I mention in order so you can follow along:
Superstition, fear, and jealousy
Dead I am the one, Exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, Strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, Watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, Conquering the worm
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
And slam in the back of my Dragula
Dead I am the pool, Spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, Nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, Feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, Dying as you purr
Do it baby, do it baby, Burn like an animal
Dead I am the light, Dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, Twenty-one to win
Dead I am the dog, Hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die


Features music from Twisted Metal 2, Twisted Metal, The Munsters, Twisted Metal: Small Brawl, Twisted Metal 3, Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012, and the M Word of Sonic the Hedgehog

Plus, of course, Laurel Lane by Nelson Bauer

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