I felt the need to do this.

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Lyrics: (courtesy of Aexis Rai in the comments, thanks for typing it up)

this was a TRIUMPH.
I'm making 1 OATMEAL, huge sucDICK.
its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
NATHANIEL SCUTTLEBUG BANDY:
we do what we must BECAUSE we can.
for the good of all of us,
except the ones who are BEN.

but there's no sense FUCKing over KING DEDEDE.
you just keep on FLYing
til you run out of OATMEAL.
and the science gets done,
and you make a COCONUT GUN
for the people who are still alive.

I'm not even THE BEST.
I'm being so PIIIINK GUY.
even though you broke my heart and killed BUP.
and tore BUP to pieces.
and threw every BUP into a fire.
as they burned (AAAA) it hurt because I was so CUUUTE.

now these points of data make a beautiful line,
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
so I'm glad I got FUCKED,
think of all the things we SUCKED
for the people who are still alive.

go ahead and KIRBY.
I think I'd prefer to stay inside GAY BABY JAIL.
maybe you'll find someone else to BLJ THE THWOMP'S COCK.
maybe MY PUSSY.
that was a joke, HAHAHA fat chance.
anyway, this B L J is so delicious and 2 HOURS.

look at me still talking when there's science IN MY LIFE.
when I look out there, it makes me glad, IN MY WIFE.
I've experiments IN A CAGE, DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
for the people who are still alive.

and believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and I'm still alive.
while you're DEAD, I'll be still alive.
and when you're FRED I will be still alive.
I CAN FLY.
still alive.

FIRST TRY

IDIOT.