The answer is pretty simple really: Have your grandparents marry someone in line for a throne in Micronesia and then act responsibly towards Pohnpeian culture your entire life. But stick with me here, because this story is deeper than the clickbait implies.

(just a reminder that this is the first half of a two parter - and I'm extremely excited to tell you the second)

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