No, I have not been slacking off. This video's just impossibly long. But here it is, so I'd better see a smile on your face or else I'm sending Hercules to hunt you down. Also, you don't need to watch this video in order. Skip around.

Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:05 - The Little Mermaid
12:21 - The Rescuers 2 Electric Boogaloo
16:36 - Beauty and the Beast
28:26 - Aladdin
36:34 - The Lion King
45:45 - Pocahontas
51:04 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame
58:57 - Hercules
1:04:36 - Mulan
1:14:21 - Tarzan
1:20:47 - Conclusion
1:21:34 - The Grand Finale (Ranking)

Music:
*links given to less findable songs
**can you tell I rediscovered DKC?
Godmode - Wehrmut
Under the Sea - Instrumental -    • [Instrumental Theme] Under The Sea [T...  
Horn Top Hop - DKC Tropical Freeze
Mist - Lucian Fioretto -    • Mist - Original Song by Lucian Fioretto  
Sunset Shore - DKCR
That Opening Music - Alan Menken -    • Beauty and the Beast - Prologue - Sce...  
Be Our Guest - Instrumental -    • Disney Instrumental ǀ Neverland Orche...  
How Does A Moment Last Forever - Kevin Kline
Morning Breeze - Noski -    • morning breeze  
Harvest Hazards - DKC Tropical Freeze
Forest Frenzy - DKCR
Remember Who You Are - Hans Zimmer
Cannon Canyon - DKC Tropical Freeze
Stickerbush Symphony - DKC Tropical Freeze
Dog and Pony Show - Silent Partner -    • Dog and Pony Show – Silent Partner (N...  
From Russia With Love - Huma Huma
Treetop Rock Returns - DKCR
Trunk Twister - DKC Tropical Freeze
Castle on a Cloud - Anonymous Individual On A Piano
Rocket Barrel Song - DKCR
Funky Waters (aka Amiss Abyss) - DKC Tropical Freeze
The Spring Festival - Dancing Line
Home - Rolling Sky 2
Sopida's Dragon - Eddie Murphy -    • All You Need Is Love Scene   (can't find the scene in particular on yt but the movie's called Imagine That)
Current Capers (aka Aquatic Ambience) - DKC Tropical Freeze
Waterworks - Bernth
King of Cling - DKCR
Jungle Hijinx - DKCR
World's Smallest Violin - AJR

Current Sub Count - 49