I will give no context.
Lyrics:
Monkey has a tiny dick
It’s very thin
Monkey has a tiny little dick
He’s carrying no girth
It’s very thin
Bright and red
Like my dogs
Occasionally
He fucks logs
Yep.

Picking maggots from
A decaying tree
Finds a little hole
Takes a little pee
Sticks his dick in the hole
Ejaculates
Sticks his finger in
And has a little taste

Me and my monkey
He’s just a fucking monkey
Me and my monkey
Little little monkey
Me and my monkey
Adorable monkey…
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Rubbing on all of his fur
Like a little kitty he purrs
He does the sexiest thing when I put him in a bra
He takes off his panties
Panties
Monkey panties
Dirty little monkey panties
Me and my monkey

Me and the monkey
Sitting by a pond
Fishies splash around
Ducks and swans
Monkey really likes it here
It feels so serene…
Me and monkey
Playing tambourines

Me and my monkey
And a tambourine
Me and my monkey
And a tambourine

I had a pet turtle
But monkey didn’t like it
I came home one day
And monkey was trying to fight it
Monkey said the turtle has to go
Threw that turtle
Out that window

Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey

I call him Mr Chimpo
I think he’s really smart
Except when he wakes up
And unleashes farts
My head was under blankets
And monkey ripped ass
I didn’t really care for that and beat his fucking ass
Monkey is very strong
He ripped off my face
I died in a bloody pool


If we were astronauts I’d take monkey to space
Up there we’d float around and get naked everyplace
If I were an astronaut I’d take monkey to space
We’d float around up there
Naked in space

Tweeking on my nipples
With his monkey thumbs
Ambidextrous fingers
Can be so fun

Me and my monkey
Me and my monkey
Funky monkey
Funky monkey
Funky monkey
Funky monkey

Come on, monkey
It’s time to dance
Little monkey toots!
Little monkey boots!
Little monkey’s cute!
I like monkey.
And monkey likes me.
I like monkey.
Monkey likes me.

Monkey’s got a briefcase
Monkey’s got a suit
Monkey is to kill for
Monkey’s so cute.