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I've done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I've uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon -- Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!

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Mario Theories:
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Legend of Zelda Theories:
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Majora's Moon ISN'T a Moon ► http://bit.ly/1DN6lTa
Which Link is the strongest? ► http://bit.ly/11pgbvi