Star Wars Celebration Gave Me Anxiety
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 Published On Apr 13, 2023

In the distant future of 2023 corporate leaders meet in a concert call surrounded by hordes of adoring fans to celebrate the intellectual property known as Star Wars. A multimedia franchise owned by an anthropomorphic mouse. In it many projects were announced such as Ashoka, Skeleton Crew, Acolyte, a Rey movie and much more. It remains unclear if any of these will result in an increase in profit. For if they don't the fury of the mouse will rain down upon us like the crashing of a thousand waves. May god have mercy on us all if that day comes.

I LOVE STAR WARS!

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