If you're expecting a hard hitting expose of Southern Railway's total lack of reliability you've come to the right place! Why is Southern the butt of all train jokes in the UK? If this driver is anything to go by you need look no further.
This is the Train Sim World 2020 Southern Coastway route, made to look simple by a total train simulation professional (*)

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(*) - Today's secret: The aforementioned train simulation professional was not available for this video, so I filled in.