Movie: Frozen (2013)
Song: Reindeers Remix (written) by Kristen Anderson-Lopez & Robert Lopez

"This track is kind of more of a joke, because we got to the end of this score and realized that we hadn't written anything substantial at all for the amazing Jonathan Groff." - Robert Lopez
"So as you listen, imagine Jonathan Groff is singing it and the end credits are rolling, and you'll have some idea of what we had in mind." - Kristen Anderson-Lopez

So I did that. Ha.

Lyrics:
Kristoff: Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don't you think that's true?

Kristoff (as Sven): Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you, and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you

Kristoff: Na, na na na na
Na, na na na na na na
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeer!

Na, na na na na
Na, na na na na na na
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeer!

But people smell better than Reindeer
Sven, don't you think I'm right?

Kristoff (as Sven): That's once again true,
for all except you!

Kristoff: You got me, let's call it a night!
Good night!
Don't let the frost bite

I don't need a crown or a castle,
One's a headache, one is a hassle,
I only need a sled and my reindeer
You may think I'm ragged and rural,
But I know when Reindeer's a plural,
That I'm supposed to say Reindeers!

Na, na, na, na, na, na!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Reindeer!

Why didn't I get a real song?