Sing, dance and laugh as you find out what Bridget, Britney, Andy. Moose Fabio, Hot Dog and Mr. Catman would be if they weren't GoNoodlers!

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Lyrics:
If I were not a GoNoodler
I’ll tell you what I’d be
If I were not a GoNoodler
A Carpenter would be me
And as you pass me by,
This is what you’ll hear me cry:
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!

If I were not a GoNoodler
I’ll tell you what I’d be
If I were not a GoNoodler
A Race Car Driver would be me
And as you pass me by,
This is what you’d hear me cry:
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!

If I were not a GoNoodler
I’ll tell you what I’d be
If I were not a GoNoodler
A valley girI would be
And as you pass me by,
This is what you’d hear me cry:
Like totally! For sure! I just got a manicure
Like totally! For sure! I just got a manicure
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!

If I were not a GoNoodler
I’ll tell you what I’d be
If I were not a GoNoodler
A beat boxer I would be
And as you pass me by
This is what you’d hear me cry
(awesome beat boxing)
(everyone attempts to beat box...and fails)
Like totally! For sure! I just got a manicure
Like totally! For sure! I just got a manicure
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!

If I were not a GoNoodler
I’ll tell you what I’d be
If I were not a GoNoodler
A Grandma I would be
And as you pass me by,
This is what you’d hear me cry:
Don’t Cry! Have some Pie! Come give me a kiss - mmwah!
Don’t Cry! Have some Pie! Come give me a kiss - mmwah!
(beat boxing)
Like totally! For sure! I just got a manicure
Like totally! For sure! I just got a manicure
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
I’m driving down the lane - totally insane!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!
Two by four! Now nail it to the floor! BAM!

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