The year was 2019. We solemnly enjoyed the final harvest of Unicorn Pony, the last of the species having been captured by spirit wizards and therefore unavailable for foreseeable harvests. It was a mystical ale of cacao and vanilla which inevitably made the mood less grim as we imbibed it alongside our friends at the Camino Brewery. (Sigh.)

That was the before times. You know what they say about desperate times and grave-robbing measures. We went on the hunt for some much-needed magic*, and thanks to the strange physics of fantastical creatures and reanimation, our efforts led to the freshest blend yet...

Produced in house by the Chromatic Coffee Team (C) 2020

Feat. ANNALISE ZIMMERMAN, PRIS CHU, EDDIE HAN, ZOE MARTIN, ALEX MCCLEAN
ART ERICA CARIG MUSIC AIDAN DELANEY SPECIAL THANKS @PAPERCRAFTFREAK
LIGHTING DONALD MIGUEL PRODUCTION RACHEL VAN GEENHOVEN
DIRECTION/EFFECTS HIVER VAN GEENHOVEN SET DESIGN JAMES WARREN

*This magical brew is from the seeds of naturally sun-dried fruits of a magical shrub in the highland forests of Ethiopia. They have been carefully cooked and concocted to provide you with joy, wakefulness, and fulfillment...


Enjoy!