When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you may still need to defend yourself on the rare occasion. If that ever happens to you, use one of these foolproof gun-free methods of defending yourself.

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See the original 7 tactics here:    • 7 Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home  

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