A funny song about heart-break, "Plenty More Fish in the Sea" (a.k.a. "Romeo & The Hybrid Lady") was created by Sam Baron & Jack Miller with Chuk Ikeh, Salvatore St Croix, Moses Kim & Alice Seabright. It won Best Film, Best Soundtrack and the Steve Hancock Award at the UCL Film & Television Awards 2009. Visit illimms.com to download the mp3 and see our other comedy videos, and email [email protected] for more info. The lyrics are below:

Come sit sit, let's talk for a minute
I thought I had a girl, but her heart's not innit
5'5" tall and 24 wide
I thought this girl was gonna be my double D bride
with a great mind, and a booty that I would grind
Said she'd love me long-time, but life is unkind
Get home and I find her fine behind
Packing up her shit, shorty's moving outta mine
So that's me, and she's a heart-break factory
Production running smoothly, look at how she used me
Need someone to sooth me
Listen to me!
There's plenty more fish in the sea

How bout a yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass!
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp

So many fish...
But I don't like fish....

I prefer women, to fish
On my sexual dish, I'd pick a woman if I had one wish
Cos fish, they taste delicious, but they're covered in scales
And in bed, you feel enormous cos they're tiny as hell
But that's a good thing! Don't you wanna feel buff ting?
Switching down the lighting, start de-scaling
Disgusting - NO! Brother, open your eyes
A naked fish is flipping sexy, irrespective of size
It's convincing - now you gone and got me dreaming
I'd love to love a lobster, screaming like she's steaming
WOAH! Now that's a violation
Nobody in the nation's 'a tap a crustation
But I don't get it, what you saying to me?
There's plenty more FISH in the sea!

We talking yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass!
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp

So many fish...
And I think I like fish....

Boys - Come come, gather round
It's time to make a compromise, found between ground
And sea - lives a hybrid lady
Surf-n-turf totty gone drive you crazy
Describe it to me!
Cos we don't understand!
She's a mighty fine fish but she swims with her hands
She's a mixed-race woman, half-girl half-fish
Making love in the ocean, On the move, Swish Swish
She sounds like the ideal woman for me
And me!
SO FORGET THE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA.