In a future dystopian world where anything and everything has been banned, including nothing, one man has cloned himself in order to bring the enslaved global populace the innumerable things now outlawed that once brought them happiness, from aardvarks to zeros and everything & nothing in between.

And now, once again, after travelling through a rift, you find yourself at a void in a secret meeting with one particular clone that deals in Video Game Controllers (which are officially catalogued by the NWO as Contraband Material: Bugle-Head Coarse Thread Sharp Point Polymer Coated Exterior Screws. And in case you're wondering, those screws are catalogued as: Cyan).

00:00:00 Introduction
00:03:06 Imagine, if you will...
00:09:41 What You Have to Trade
00:14:17 ColecoVision Controller
00:22:07 Atari 2600 Controller
00:28:48 ColecoVision Super Action Controller
00:34:18 Coleco Adam Controller
00:39:31 Nintendo Entertainment System Controller
00:45:11 NES Zapper Gun
00:48:20 Sega Genesis Controller
00:53:21 Super NES System Controller
00:59:10 Nintendo GameCube Controller
01:05:36 Original Xbox Controller
01:10:25 PlayStation 4 Controller
01:15:37 Taking Your Order

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