This diss track has been remastered and altered with captions, different intro music, and various quality edits. Originally taken down due to copyright. We love our boy Dylan, and this was just done for fun.

Original views before re-upload: ~850,000

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[NATHAN]

You said my channel's dead? It's at its highest peak.
Where's your six pack? That's no muscle. You just forget to eat!

By the way, your diss track sucked! Next time please switch up that flow. Mine got 2 mil views, yours got one fourth, still living in my shadow!

If I'm broke, you're demolished. Quit bringing up your clout!
If I picked a name for you it would be clickbait sellout.

You claim you're open minded, then tell me I have bad views?
Your full name's "Dylan Win," it's too bad you always LOSE.

Don't insult my work, you wrote a chorus cause you're lazy.
Call me up like "Nate, why do I attract crazy?"

Your mood swings kill your channel, dude, that's not an even trade!
Better check yourself first before you try to throw shade.

Slow down on designer clothes, we know you can't afford 'em.
They say your diss track killed me? Guess it must’ve been from boredom.

You're funny for six seconds, just a little late for vine.
You'll do anything for views! Who writes a make a wish line?

Wow. My girl said yikes! Too bad no one gets that joke.
Only had one decent line, guess I'll have to call you Poke!

Your mistake was talking girls, Mr. always getting stepped on.
They use you for a week, then find a new guy at next VIDCON.

You think you're spittin' fire? Then why am I still chillin'?
Think it's time for me to teach the fans... how to pull a Dylan!

Like a girl, fall too fast, trip so hard you crack your back.
Can't be single for 5 minutes, you're so insecure it’s whack!

[MICHAEL]

What Nathan said was right! Girls are all you ever seek.
Slept at my house every breakup, wouldn't leave for three weeks!

Yeah you've had some hookups, you don't even gotta bet,
but the funny thing right after is they're filled with huge regret!

You defend the boys? Bro your diss track was trash!
If i called it a she, you'd definitely try to smash.

Sorry bro, but it's the truth, did you think I'd go easy?
Gotta start stress shopping now, go get another pair of Yeezys!

You're a Ricegum wannabe, anything for one more view...
Posting Roblox everyday, wishing you were in the crew.

[TOGETHER]

Don't say you're not desperate, you stayed with her when she cheated!
Fifteen heartbreaks in three years? Sounds like YOU just got defeated.

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