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LYRICS:
I like sandwichesI (x6)
Sandwiches (x7) Hit it!

Ham and avocado
Lettuce and tomato
Onion and chorizo
Cheese and jalapeño
Bacon and prosciutto
Vinegar and noodles
Pepper and wasabi
And egg

Stick in a slick pick
And let’s have a picnic
But don’t use a hundred pieces of cheese
They’ll toss their cookies!

Anyway,
I like making sandwiches,
I like eating sandwiches,
I like when you get to put the stuff on the white bread...
...and then you look at it!

God almighty, how I love a sandwich, lordy I do, ‘cause
they give me some kind of powers I don’t understand
(someone please explain)

I like sandwichesI (x6)
Sandwiches (x7) Hit it!

Marmalade, apple
Watercress, basil
Hamburger, mayo
Butter and potato
Curry powder, cream cheese
Peanut butter, kiwi
Pickle and banana and egg...
(ahh)

I’ll take advantage of a tasty sandwich
‘Cause they give me some kind of powers I don’t understand
I like sandwiches