We open on a moonlit bedroom. Our protagonist peacefully sleeps, only to be awakened by a horrible sound. At first, he is confused, but that fear is quickly replaced with bravery, as is to be expected from our incredibly handsome protagonist. He slowly inches toward his bedroom window and opens the blinds. There is nothing, and suddenly, everything. A goat appears in frame and releases a bloodcurdling scream. Cut to black.

Today we review Thor: Love and Thunder and try to figure out what went wrong and whether that affected the overall goat. I mean, experience.

Thank you to Guns N' Roses for letting me use their music. The video is definitely not demonetized. My father would be proud.