You could have a Lionel Blaircut, just like mine!
Lionel Blair doesn't have his hair cut like that.
He does if he comes here.

One of the finest pieces of commercial writing in history. Look it up. Lionel Blaircut. Genius.

This is my homage to that advert.


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