[Verse 2]
I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air
Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear
With love to spare

[Chorus]
I forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American bitch

[Bridge]
With perfect all-American lips
And perfect all-American hips
I know my place, I know my place and this is it
I don't get angry when I'm pissed
I'm the eternal optimist
I scream inside to deal with it
Like, "Ah," like, "Ah" (Let's fucking go)

[Outro]
All the time, I'm grateful all the time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
Oh, all the time, I'm grateful all the time (Fucking time)

[Verse 1]
I am light as a feather, I'm as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things that most people ignore
And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
That's for sure
And I am built like a mother and a total machine
I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean
And I make light of the darkness, I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket
Best believe, yeah, you know me

[Chorus]
I forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American