Lots of people have their opinions on what are the worst promos of all time. This, however, is ranked high in my book. Don Muraco cuts a promo on Junk Yard Dog and Ricky Steamboat that he must have put very little thought into prior to getting on the mic. "It's all numbers." What is all numbers?

Update: I've come to enjoy this promo much more since I posted this video 6 years ago. It's still really weird and goes off the rails, but I'm also a Don Muraco fan so I'll allow it.