STOP Beating Your Meat with this Tasty Treat! THE DARK HISTORY OF GRAHAM CRACKERS
Bailey Sarian Bailey Sarian
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 Published On Sep 1, 2022

Hi friends, happy Thursday!

Welcome to the Dark History podcast. Some things are just meant to be together. Peanut butter and jelly. Milk and cookies. Graham crackers and masturbation? Yep, you read that right. Because without masturbation we never would have graham crackers. In today’s episode, we’ll talk all about how one man’s mission to stop people from whacking it, led to the creation of the tasty, cinnamon-y treat. Don't be a whacker, grab a cracker.

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CHAPTERS:

INTRO: 00:00
MR SYLVESTER GRAHAM - 03:19
MR PASTOR SYLVESTER GRAHAM - 06:39
GERMS JUST WEREN'T A THING - 11:06
DON'T BE A WHACKER, GRAB A CRACKER - 19:04
CHOLERA? I HARDLY KNEW HER - 23:13
THE PROSTI-TOT TEST - 26:41
DIY CIRCUMCISION - 30:39
GRAHAM GOES ON MOBILE - 35:03
HERE COMES THE BUTCHERS AND THE BAKERS - 38:24
A RIOT IN BOSTON - 42:57
GRAHAM TAKES A STEP BACK - 45:45
CONCLUSION - 50:53

Dark History is an Audioboom Original.

This podcast is Executive Produced by:
Bailey Sarian, Kim Jacobs, Dunia McNeily from 3arts, Kevin Grosch, and Claire Turner From Made In Network
Writers: Katie Burris, Allyson Philobos, Joey Scavuzzo and Bailey Sarian
Research provided by: Ashley Spurgeon
Shot By: Tafadzwa Nemarundwe
Edited by: Lily Young
Post Supervisor: Kelly Hardin
Production Management: Ross Woodruff
Hair: Tony Ibarra
Makeup: Jill Powell
I'm your host -- Bailey Sarian
Special thank you to Historical Consultant: Adam Shprintzen, PhD

Read more of Adam’s work here:
https://uncpress.org/book/9781469626529/the-vegetarian-crusade/

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