What if the title theme from beloved N64 collect-a-thon "Banjo-Kazooie" ... had lyrics?
And also had me in a cowboy hat dancing around in my friend's back yard?

Fun fact: When I wrote this lyric, I falsely remembered Banjo as having a yellow backpack, when in actuality, it's blue. But I was writing on a deadline and figured it would be easier to photoshop a yellow backpack than to re-record the lyric. But I fixed it on my second album "Bits of Me" by changing it to "little backpack."

Music by Grant Kirkhope
Lyrics by Brentalfloss

LYRICS:
Knock on the screen,
Giggle with glee
Ban-jo Ka-zoo-ie!
A one-two-three-four!

He's a bear who wears a necklace,
Sorta sweet and sorta reckless,
Wears a bag and doesn't hide it, keeps a little bird inside it
Banjo-Kazooie! Banjo-Kazooie!

Here's a witch they call Gruntilda, strong resemblance to Broomhilda
Kidnaps Banjo's sister Tootie with a plan to steal her beauty!
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie!

This is Kazooie, she can talk with bird words, this yellow backpack's full of her bird turds
Banjo-Kazooie! Banjo Banjo Banjo and Kazooie!

This guy is Mumbo, he can make you big or little,
From what I hear, he plays the xylophone and fiddle
Play that fiddle, play that fiddle,
I could go for a McGriddle!

Here we got a bird with small-but-smart legs,
Kinda funny how she coughs and farts eggs,
Both of her holes have eggs comin' out, that can't be healthy!

Play that fuckin' fiddle, Mumbo, Play that fuckin' fiddle, Mumbo,
Banjo-Kazooie! Banjo-Kazooie!
Play that fuckin' fiddle, Mumbo, Play that fuckin' fiddle, Mumbo,
I want to play Banjo-Kazooie!

Fight with a carrot, kick it with a turtle choir,
Banjo's a bear with questionable day attire
Is she a parrot? My brain is on fire!
Banjo-Kazooie!

Oooh-de-lally
Banjo-Kazooie, what a fuckin' game!