It's the Spooky Before Christmas, and Bob Velseb has his eye on one of the Tender Treats he'd missed out on last Spooky Month - Lila. Skid and Pump are off on their own adventure, so she's gotta survive Bob's facts and attacks on her own, with guts, improvisation, and...Lore? Will Bob have his feast while singing an Original Song WITH LYRICS? Watch and see!

Man it feels good to do an original song again. This one was inspired by many different songs I'd been listening to the past few months, including Bob's various themes throughout Tender Treats, The Great Pretender, Rhythm Heaven's "Lockstep" and "Duck, Duck Pie" from Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl!

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Written, performed, scored, arranged and edited by RecD
Bob Velseb & Chorus voiced by RecD
Additional Chorus by Court Jester
A lil Editing by Valonide

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JellyBellyArts:   / rulezbellyjelly  
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Moop:   / moopsterino  
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Kermo Giovanna:   / kermogiovanna  
JOnline:   / jonline_ng  
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Bob Velseb's excellent voice originally created by VoicesByCory:   / voicesbycorey  
Art direction by crowbobot & Valonide
Produced by Josh Denty & Avantika Mishra

LYRICS:

A smear of mustard on your cheeks
A dab of ketchup on your knee
So nice to meet such thoughtful meat…
But you didn’t have to get all dressed up for me…

A twinge of sudden, blindin’ fear
An urge to head right for the hills
Run as you might, I’ll still be near
I ain’t leavin’ til my belly’s filled…

I’m not a picky eater, I’ll try most anything
Don’t’cha move a centimeter, you’re a meal fit for a king!

Oh, there’s so many choices. Don’t know where to begin…
So if you don’t mind, I’ll try a limb…

Did you know that meat will spoil rapidly
When it’s left outside and thawed…
Don’t worry, I won’t waste
Time seasonin’ you to taste
Cos ya taste much better raw…

The perfect night to have a feast
Every October 31st
So many savory, tender treats
To satisfy my endless thirst

In bags and lyin’ on the ground
The sweetness goes right to my gut
The appetizers all around
Lead to this juicy sirloin cut

You’re not the first I’ve sampled, and you won’t be the last
Your time to run was ample, but this speed demon’s too fast!

There’s no use in resistin’, lay down, accept your fate
I’ll just go get myself a plate…

Did you know that if you eat a human brain
You’ll get a jerkin’ in your jaw
It’s somewhat like Mad Cow
But all that hardly matters now
Cos I’m about to eat’cha raw…

Forgive me for my sins
And my atrocities
If you knew the town you’re in
You’d know there’s worse than me

It won’t be an easy end
It’s a painful way to go
But it’ll save you from a greater pain you’ll never know…

WAIT A SECOND…GET BACK HERE!

DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL Y’ALL DON’T KNOW ANYTHING
YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE THINGS I SAW
I’LL SLICE YOU UP LIKE BEEF
AND BOTH OF US WILL FEEL RELIEF
Y’all are better off left-

A CAR SUDDENLY HITS BOB

…Raw…