The Dead Comics Club honors the late, great John Pinette with this special musical tribute.

Lyrics and Vocals by Layne / Recording, Mixing & Editing by Thien

Music by The Ramones!

This song was originally titled "I Want To Be Sedated" by the Ramones. Thank you for allowing us to use this track for this song!

BACKSTORY OF THIS SONG:
As Layne & Thien uncovered the precious LOST TAPES OF JOHN PINETTE, Layne was feeling unworthy to open up the treasure chest. He wasn't sure if he was a "TRUE PINETTE HEAD" because he stumbled onto Fluffy and Ralphie May. In order to prove that he is a true Pinette Head, Layne wrote this song...

LYRICS (written by Layne)

Eating 4 hours at the Chinese Buffet
I wanna be a Pinette Head
Owner says “You go now!”
I say nay nay
I wanna be a Pinette Head

If you order at McDonald’s
Taking too much time
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Or get out of the line
If you keep me from my Dairy Queen
I may commit a crime
So-no-o af-fa-ma-to!

Eating 5 hours at the Chinese buffet
I wanna be a Pinette Head
Owner says “You go now!”
I say nay nay
I wanna be a Pinette Head

One time I went ice skating
And everything was swell
Then I saw a stand
They were selling beaver tails
That family shouldn’t have been there
Then everybody fell
So-no-o af-fa-ma-to!

Eating 6 hours at the Chinese buffet
I wanna be a Pinette Head
Owner says “You go now!”
I say nay nay
I wanna be a Pinette Head
  
Going waterskiing
With friends I shouldn’t trust
I really tried to stand
But you know I don’t do “ups”
The killer whales who saved me
Said “He doesn’t look like us!”
So-no-o af-fa-ma-to!

Eating 7 hours at the Chinese buffet
I wanna be a Pinette Head
Owner says “You go now!”
I say nay nay
I wanna be a Pinette Head

In a black and white tracksuit
Look like a panda bear
And then I am Free Wirry
When I’m flying through the air
It makes me feel real famous
When the Japan tourists stare
Sono-o af-fa-ma-to!

Pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa Pa-pa-pa
I wanna be a Pinette Head

Pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa Pa-pa-pa
I wanna be a Pinette Head

Pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa Pa-pa-pa
I wanna be a Pinette Head

Pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa Pa-pa-pa
I wanna be a Pinette Head