From fatshaming chicken-sized pigeons to rating dogs in Greenwich Park and an apology rap - you’ll witness it all in this video blog. Be warned, this content is only digestible for those of you who bring a good pinch of humour.
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Greenwich Rap Lyrics:

This is the part where I failed to record
In 24 frames so you might get bored
But before you get bored by B-roll, slow mo
you will hear what happened from future flo

We’re making our way to the market of Greenwhich
Behind me you can see an amazing school, bitch
Cool kids running through the floors of this college
The Harvard of London - royal naval origin

Red bus, my cous(in), cuz everyone is German here
Now we better go and find the market yeah I know it’s near
The rings look nice, the cards do too
but the food is a farce so what to do?

We’re headed for the sushi and the monkey gin
Do a food review like J dot Weissman
Nine out of ten, barely ken, I’m a fan

That’s enough, wrap it up, let’s revert this f**** up