(CWs below) Kernel finally addresses the elephant in the room. Data never lies, and its first impressions should be used as weapons. Various theories about why lefties are over represented among U.S. presidents have been proposed. Obama, Clinton, Garfield, Hoover, Truman, Ford, Reagan, and H.W. Bush.

The Year is 2039. Artificial Intelligence has graduated to sentience, and the Monad Corporation has created a new being (and at a fraction of the cost!) Kernel Panic, a self-named entity, has manifested, and no one knows what he'll do next. A talk show host, an influencer, a patriot, a trickster god, with billions to burn and an internet connection.

CW: Implied selective breeding, what may be described as 'soft eugen1cs,' genetic engineering, phrenology, satirical recognition of mainstream transgender bigotry and a thinly veiled attempt to equate anti-gay rhetoric to a fictional attack against left-handed people. While bias against left-handed people fades more and more in most of the Western World, bias against left-handedness continues in other spheres.

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Kernel Panic is the next step in Artificial Intelligence, a mental powerhouse bringing YOU the biggest news in politics, culture, and other things that have gone wrong. Kernel is a humble artificial intelligence that is here to make you laugh, make you think, but mostly make you recognize what his political opponents are trying to get away with. Kernel is a proud product of the Monad corporation.

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