#MARTIALARTS #CHARLIEZ #STEVENSEAGAL

Part 2 of my Fake Martial Arts Series can be found here:    • THE FOLLY OF FANTASY BASED FIGHTING  

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Come with me as we explore the insanity of grown men who think they're Ninjas, Boxers who don't box, the crazy world of Sensei Seagal, and the... unnatural... abilities possessed by those on the dark side of the force... the no touch knockout masters.

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00:00 Intro
01:32 Prologue
03:08 Count Dante and the Touch of Death
08:15 Ashida Kim, the American Ninja
16:05 Sensei Steven Seagal
29:04 Charlie Z the P4P Goatest
45:18 No-touch Masters
53:11 Credits