Sometimes I come across a game that threatens to consume many many waking hours. My first mistake in trying out Dice Legacy, although I didn't know it was a mistake at the time, was to "just give the tutorial a quick look" at 11 at night. I then stopped playing at 3am because... it was 3am and I should have gone to bed a couple of hours ago.

Throughout this unintentional extended play the phrase most muttered to myself was "oh, that's clever". A very easy game to pick up, and then just as easy to devise your own strategies to conquer - or at least not come unstuck.

This is the first actual review on this channel. Several others have come close, but I'm using the word "review" in the title and I'm setting up a playlist to house this and future reviews, therefore it is the official first.
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Behold! While some may describe this section of the video as the link graveyard, I offer you treasures, delights and mischief. This section of the description rarely changes, except when it does (*).

Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.

Why is any of this interesting? Because I try to make the nonsense that occurs behind each of these links worth your while. You can trust me. No reason is offered why you can trust me, just know that you can.

Let's do the commercial gubbins first. Anything you procure from the below will help out the channel, although I might spend some of the kickbacks I get on "projects". If any of these projects see the light of day, you'll be the first to know.

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Let us move on from tales of commerce to things more fun-loving.

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(*) - Today's secret: Why no reviews on this channel? Because one should never bite the hand that feeds. Given that I work in the games industry I felt it inappropriate (unwise) to criticise titles its conceivable I might be asked to work on in the future. To that end, I'm toying with the idea of only reviewing games I like. Unless of course this is a smash hit of a video (it won't be - I haven't nailed any format to it, so it's a half hour ramble of semi-coherence) in which case I might, possibly, take on games I have a strong opinion about.