Crystal Golem is the first boss of Clickertale 3, fought at the end of the Crystal Cave. He is the source of the curse that traps people inside of the cave.
The special thing about this boss is the fact you aren't actually fighting him, rather you're breaking connection between the crystals that make up its body. Because of this, your damage and critical chance don't matter, and special weapon effects don't work at all: the key to beating him as soon as possible is maximizing your CPS cap. The best way to do that is to equip 2 Fear Whips.
Overall, it's not bad at all for the first boss. It's a good challenge that puts skills from previous levels to a test, which is exactly what first bosses are supposed to be. The problem is how long it takes to reach him... You'd literally be playing for hours just to reach him. Most players might become very bored because of how many normal levels they're going through. But at the same time, I don't think the developers could put any bosses earlier in the game... That's just unfortunate.

0:00 Intro
1:17 Battle
4:27 Aftermath

Note: This was recorded in a beta version of the game. Version 0.2.1 to be exact. As such, some of the equipment I use in this video might not be the same as it is in the public release. It might have had better stats or effects than it does now.
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